weed

this is

so boring

time to skip ahead

“he has always helped me when i was in trouble”

yeah after you agreed you were willing to date him against your will and were basically blackmailed to earn his help

“i think i’m in love”

are you kidding me

are

you

kidding

me

what the fuck is wrong 

with

all this 

“OH I WANT THIS DRESS”

“no you can’t have it” 

“[ANGRY BANSHEE SHRIEK AS SHE TEARS DRESS IN HALF]” 

her little sister is a cunt

but so is she so

i really fucking hate that it’s always the girl that has to change to appeal to her man

“I DON’T LIKE HOW YOU DRESS I’M GOING TO DUMP SODA ON YOUR HEAD AND FORCE YOU INTO A NEW DRESS”

hahahaha fuck you

“baka”

are you

seriously jealous

girl he has done nothing but been a pest he has done nothing to earn your BEING JEALOUS 

“because women are all the same”

gets up

lays down on the floor

face down into the flooring

HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING NOISE

oh…….

…..n…..o………..

nononono

why did she say that

“I’LL DATE YOU NOW I NEED YOUR HELP BIG STRONG POPULAR MAN”